"Your Weekly Dose of Wholesome Happenings" - Est. 1902
Sunnybrook Hollow, Tuesday — Local farmer **Elmer Cabbagepot** made headlines today after unearthing a 12-pound carrot in his east field. "I thought I was pulling up a rock," said Mr. Cabbagepot. "Turns out, it was the biggest root vegetable I've ever seen in my life!" The carrot will be displayed in the town square for all to see, followed by a celebratory stew. 🍲
Residents were treated to a feathered fiasco yesterday when **Mabel Butterfeather's chickens** made a daring escape from her coop. "I think they formed a union," she joked. The townsfolk spent the afternoon wrangling the hens, earning themselves fresh eggs as a thank-you gift. 🍳
Get ready for Sunnybrook's most beloved event of the year — the **Annual Turnip Festival**! Festivities include turnip-tossing contests, live music from **The Root Rockers**, and the grand crowning of the **Turnip King or Queen**. Bake your best turnip pie for a chance to win a blue ribbon! 🥇
Several locals reported sightings of a "glowing fox" near the **Whimsy Woods**. "It had eyes like lanterns," said Old Man Willowby. While most believe it’s a trick of the moonlight, some suspect a magical creature may be watching over the town. 🌕
Elmer Cabbagepot
Famous for his oversized root vegetables, Elmer is a local legend known as the "Carrot King."
Mabel Butterfeather
The town's chicken whisperer and local gossip queen. If something happens, Mabel knows about it.
Old Man Willowby
He’s seen it all — glowing foxes, dancing shadows, and the rare “talking tomato.”
No one knows if he’s serious or just pulling legs.